Things That People Sometimes Do

Dear Tumblr & Your Many Inhabitants,

I now have twenty-four followers, which is one less that twenty-five and one more the twenty-three. I am slowly moving up the Tumblr ladder of followage. Yes, followage is not a word. Oh, my! Look who brought me celebratory flowers! Flowers for my followers! That wasn’t really funny, but please just go with it.

Love Always,

Hannah